Apologies

There are just too many things to do.

Feel kinda like this dude:

Ouch.

The Last Resort

99 MCQS

99 MCQs but a b***h ain’t one.

If you’re havin’ girl problems I feel bad for you son,

I got 99 MCQs but a b***h ain’t one.

Hit me.

In the nuts.

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Ow.

Cursed and Jobless

The BOOMZ Problem

BOOMZ wasn’t a word.

But now it is.

Why? Cos its fun to parody a dumbass by adopting its lingo – which, in essence means: “Hey! Lets follow stupid and talk stupid cos it’s fuckin’ funny!”

So let me be the first to put a definition to the word

BOOMZ

Pronunciation: Booo-mm-z

Function: Adjective; Derog.

Etymology: English, from “Boom” + Z for auditory emphasis.

1. Eyecatching yet wholly unappealing: “OMG that old man taking a giant shit in public is so boomz!

2. Ridiculous, unintelligent: “Wow. THAT bitch is boomz.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It even comes on a T-shirt. Retards.

The Interview

The Best Part

Cursed Video Girl Resume (cont)

Cursed Video Girl’s Resume

Cursed Video Girl prepares her resume

Cursed Video Girl